Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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