I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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