idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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