My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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