told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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