Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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