Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
