i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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