69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Less talking, more tequila
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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