My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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