We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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