he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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