All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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