Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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