I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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