scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Will exercising make me less horny?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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