The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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