I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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