Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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