How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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