You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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