I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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