What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just puked most of my soul out..
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