If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
is wine microwaveable?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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