i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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