Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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