Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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