I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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