party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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