we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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