If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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