I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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