You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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