Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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