Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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