We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I understand Curling. That high.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
