I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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