are you still at the devil's house?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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