i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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