...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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