Im at strip club and am horny
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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