Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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