not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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