it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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