maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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