More tranny stories later!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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