It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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