I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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