walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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