I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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