But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
