so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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