if i died would you start the facebook group?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Randomize
