Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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