She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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