Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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