she was so not down for the gang bang
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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