i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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