They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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