just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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